Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Shameless (albeit unpaid) Product Plug

So, have y'all noticed I've been growning my hair out?




To me, this is long. I've basically had one form or another of a pixie cut for like, 8 of the last 10 years, so I'm still re-adjusting to the concept of hair. And I forgot about something that comes with long(ish) hair that always annoyed the crap out of me.

Post-shower tangles. This surely isn't just my problem? Am I washing my hair completely wrong? Is it because my hair is so fine in texture yet thick in abundance that washing it is like putting 45,000 nanofibres through a dishwasher with a hamster on speed? I dunno. Hopefully I don't just sound like a naive dumbass now ... although it wouldn't be the first time.

Seriously, this post-shower-head photo is devastatingly typical...




I tried to double-mirror the back of my head in there for full impact. You're welcome for the coming Cthulhu nightmares.

Anyhoo, I decided to try a detangling brush, and people, PEOPLE I AM IN LOVE! Sorry, John, you give me unconditional love and support, but this brush has given me something no one ever has before - consistently pain-free, quick post-shower hair brushing!

This little baby - this little baby is my forever friend now!

Because look at this!




In a matter of pain-free moments, my hair was tamed!!!!

So yeah, if you don't have this problem and it turns out I'm just a hair-washing simpleton, ignore this post.

Sometime I might veer even further off-track and extoll the virtues of Death Wish Coffee's Valhalla Java. Dammit, it's 11:30 pm? I gotta wait six hours before I can brew a cup.

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